Raise Your Steins

The morning sun had risen, we cracked our drinks and cheers
Ol’ Mate Dazzel and Frosty started downing all the beers
Neil Rummy Rackers drank a rum straight from his shoe
The Immobilizer stood proud and tall with a belly full of brew
Mother Junkst tipped Jacob a long pour from afar
The Majestic Beast spent all his gold on the wench behind the bar
Ultralord discovered, the most potent scotch of all
He took a swig, did a jig and had a mighty fall

There he goes, he fell off the ship, the captain was no more
Who will keep this ship on course to drink with one and all
I quickly ran up the stairs from the galley down below
I took the wheel, slocken some rum, onwards we will go!

Sailing on the high
Our drinks raised to the sky
Questing together
Ready to drink into the night

Let's Drink - these barrels 'til they're dry
Let's Party- like we're gonna die
Now Skull - slam your beer bong down
And raise your stein up to the sky

Let's Drink – stop at every bar
Let's Party – rums and wenches yarr
Now Skull - put every drop away
We're Pirates - fucken oath we argh!

While we were out at sea this time, a wench came up to me
She asked if she could spin my wheel with a playful look of glee
She checked my compass twice to make sure it was pointing north
I got a little side tracked and the ship steered way off course
Ahoy! She said as the sea men came to greet her merrily
The Lager Crew yelled out, "fuck yeah" and raised their drinks to me
I am Captain Gregaaarrr of the S.S. Plunderberg
I'll lead the greatest drunken journey you have ever heard

Sailing on the high
Our drinks raised to the sky
Questing together
Ready to drink into the night

Let's Drink - these barrels 'til they're dry
Let's Party- like we're gonna die
Now Skull - slam your beer bong down
And raise your stein up to the sky!

Let's Drink – stop at every bar
Let's Party – rums and wenches yarr
Now Skull - put every drop away
We're Pirates - fucken oath we argh!