My left hand ain't interested in nothin' but a drink in it
Yeah, I'll have this dance, I like this song, it's got some swing in it
You ain't Johnny and I ain't June
But you can be my man in black tonight, baby, if you want to

Someday, I want the wedding
Somethin' borrowed, somethin' blue
Flowers and a veil and a sunset honeymoon
But tonight, we ain't nothin' but a downtown bride and groom
Gettin' hitched on whiskey vows and exchangin' drunk I-do's
With neon diamonds and smoke rings
Neon diamonds and smoke rings

I ain't one for champagne and them fancy, crystal-stem glasses
Before I settle-down, I'll probably have to kick some bad habits
Until last call do us part
We ain't gotta get married to pretend we are

Someday, I want the wedding
Somethin' borrowed, somethin' blue
Flowers and a veil and a sunset honeymoon
But tonight, we ain't nothin' but a downtown bride and groom
Gettin' hitched on whiskey vows and exchangin' drunk I-do's
With neon diamonds and smoke rings
Neon diamonds and smoke rings

'Round-and-'round

Someday, I want my daddy to give me away
I know I want forever, just not today

Neon diamonds and smoke rings
Neon diamonds and smoke rings
Neon diamonds and smoke rings
Neon diamonds and smoke rings

My left hand ain't interested in nothin' but a drink in it