Jealous Dog

Once i turned the TV on
I saw the green grass
On the lawn
I don't know why
It struk me off
That li(k)fe
Was perfect
As a catalog
I guess
I'm just
A jealous dog

I walked
Into a house of prayer
I didn't feel
So welcome there
I was looking
For the hand of god
When it struk me hard
I was hit by a frog
Oh, the mean mean mouth
Of a jealous dog (2x)

I had a friend
With a handsome trait
When hes done
With his dinner
Hed lick his plate

It's a way of living
That i applaud
Like the message
In this monologue
To never be
A jealous dog

Never be
A jealous dog (2x)