Protex Blue

Standing in the Bog of a West End Bar
Guy On the Right Leaning Over Too Far
Money in My Pocket Gonna Put It in the Slot
Open Up the Pack See What Type I Got

I Didn't Want to Hold You
I Didn't Want to Use You
Protex, Protex Blue
All I Wanna Do

It's a Fab Protective For That Type of a Girl
But Everybody Knows That Se Uses It Well
It's the Therapeutic Structure I Can Use At Will
But I Don't Think It Fits My B.d. Drill

Sitting in a Carriage of a Bakerloo
Erotica My Pocket Got a Packet For You
Advert On the Escalator On My Way Home
I Don't Need no Skin Flicks, I Wanna Be Alone

I Didn't Want to Hold You
I Didn't Want to Use You
Protex, Protex Blue
All I Wanna Do

Johnny, Johnny