Tocam Els Ous Maria

Touch My Balls, Maria

Tocam Els Ous Maria

One day Maria met JoanUn dia la maria va conèixer al joan
At the club entrance with his shades on, just chillin'A la porta de la discoteca amb la "ullera" i vacilan´t
And Maria said: what are you doing here all alone??I va dir la maria: què fas aqui tot sol??
-Well, I’m looking for a girl to get my balls touched soon!!-doncs busco a una tia per que em toqui aviat els ous!!

Touch my balls, Maria, you’ll see how much fun,Toca´m els ous maria, veuràs quina alegria,
Touch my balls, Joan, you’ll see how great they are! (2x)Toca´m els ous joan, veuras quin goig que fan! (2x)

Crossing the whole street, Joan doesn’t know what to do,Travessant tot el carrer, en joan no sap que fer,
Maria grabs him and they head to the beach.La maria se li agafa i se´n van cap a la platja.
-No way! No way! No way! No way!-que no! que no! que no! que no!
They’re off to the big party!Que se´n van a la festa major!
-They went to the beach with a kilo-que se´n van anar a la platja amb un quilo
Of cheese to get her to touch his potato and they got it on!!De formatge per tocar-li la patata i van empalmaaaaaaaarrr!!
-What are you saying?? They went to the coves of Dosrius!-però que dius?? que se´n van anar a les cales de dosrius!

Touch my balls, Maria...Toca´m els ous maria...

Touch my balls, Maria...Toca´m els ous maria...

-It’s so cold!, it’s so cold!, it’s so cold!, it’s so cold!...-quin fred fa!, quin fred fa!, quin fred fa!, quin fred fa!...
-Cufoiiiii!!, cufoiii!!-cufoiiiii!!, cufoiii!!
-Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire in the foooorn!!-foc! foc! foc! foc al foooorn!!
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire in the foooorn!!Foc! foc! foc! foc al foooorn!!
-The traffic light in the back is out!- el semàfor del fons està fos!
The traffic light in the back is out!El semàfor del fons està fos!
Put in a fuse! Put in a fuse!Fiqueu-hi un fusible! fiqueu-hi un fusible!
The traffic light in the back is out!El semàfor del fons està fos!

....these guys don’t know how to sing!....estos quiyo´ no saber cantaaaaaaaaaaaarrrr