Woof woof woof

Here's a friend I never had
He's so good at being bad
That's my little doggy dude
And these are all the shoes he chewed

He goes walking down the street
Biting every one he meets
Bark and snap and sniff scratch
Show some teeth and than attack

I love my purple ball of fluff
I'll flip a switch and turn him off
'Ep, turn him on!

Woof, woof, woof
He loves to howl
Woof, woof, woof
Oh, what a growl!
Woof, woof, woof
Just watch him play
And chase those annoying brats away
Ruh?

Fangs that glisten in the sun
They make all the children run
He's the little toughest little cur
A fighting flea bag full of fur

I'll get rid of Sporta-spud
Me and my canine bud
With my plan that's so darn clever
I'll make him live town forever

I love my little robot hound
He's the meanest mutt around

Woof, woof, woof
He loves to howl
Woof, woof, woof
Oh, what a growl!
Woof, woof, woof
Just watch him play
And chase those annoying brats away

One more time!
Woof, woof, woof
He loves to howl
Woof, woof, woof
Oh, what a growl!
Woof, woof, woof
Just watch him play
And chase those annoying brats away
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!