Beautiful Machine

Our beautiful machine cuts corners, breaks the mold. Et knows no borders, knows its place. it follows orders to the bottom line. ecological, no cfc's, no waste - there's no pollution. you could eat it from the floor. it gives solutions, never lies. it fills the room with pornographic, ultraviolet, looming aphrodisiac. we live for pleasure - on our backs, go back into the room... our beautiful machine beats nature, cleans her up, knows how to tame her. finally we have a saviour, proudly smelling good. evening's just a step away... evening's just a snip away...