Action Movie Hero Boy

I gotta figure out where Mommy keeps the dyamite
I'll get some measuring tape, so I can time it right
I know it's dangerous, I know you're thinking I am a fool
But it's the only I'll ever get to look so cool
(Look so cool)

Hey, look at me
Casually walking away
Like action movie hero boy!
In slo-mo
Everything glowing and blowing to bits right behind me!

You see it all the time in theaters on the silver screen
Like when the good guy blows the bad guy's house to smithereens
I got a movie making camera and a dozen grenades
I'm looking tough, I got the stuff, I got the spiffy shades!
(Spiffy shades)

Hey, look at me
Casually walking away
Like action movie hero boy!
In slo-mo
Everything glowing and blowing to bits right behind me!

I am aware it's just a movie
I'm aware it's a cliche
I am aware I'm being stupid
I'm aware of that, but hey
This is just something I gotta do, yeah!

Hey, look at me
Casually stumbling down
Like action movie blooper reel!
In slo-mo
Everything glowing and blowing to bits, including me!