Horóscopo

Horoscope

Horóscopo

AriesAries
Your teeth are full of cavitiesTienes los piños llenos de caries
TaurusTauro
Your girlfriend is screwing someone elseTu novia se folla a otro
GeminiGéminis
You're a dumbassEres gilipollas
VirgoVirgo
I think it's overCreo que ya no

Capricorn, Leo, CancerCapricornio, leo, cáncer
Oh my god, so much nonsenseMadre mía, cuánta tontería

LibraLibra
Don't leave the house, you have no friendsNo salgas de casa, no tienes colegas
SagittariusSagitario
They hate you at workTe odian en el trabajo
AquariusAcuario
Today you're gonna drownHoy vas a morir ahogado
PiscesPiscis
You caught syphilisTe has pillau la sífilis

Capricorn, Leo, CancerCapricornio, leo, cáncer
Oh my god, so much nonsenseMadre mía, cuánta tontería

AriesAries
TaurusTauro
GeminiGéminis
CancerCáncer
You have cancerTienes cáncer