Vine, vi y me vendí

Came, Saw, and Sold Myself

Vine, vi y me vendí

Sold!Vendido!
The neighbors shoutLe gritan los vecinos
at the leftist mayor who’s gone missingal alcalde izquierdoso que ha desaparecido
10 kilos!10 kilos!
That’s how much the suitcase weighedPesaba la maleta
stuffed to the brim with cash they shoved in his facehasta arriba de billetes que pusieron en su jeta

And what would you do?¿Y tú que harías?
What would I do?¿yo qué haría?
I’d probably take advantage tooSeguramente me aprovecharía

Came, saw, and sold myselfVine, vi y me vendí