Lo Que El Sheriff Se Contó

What Sheriff Howard Told

Lo Que El Sheriff Se Contó

Sheriff Howard Benson, defeated the evil RickEl Sheriff Howard Benson, al malvado Rick venció
With the strength of his fists, he delivered justiceCon la fuerza de sus puños, a la justicia lo entregó
Sheriff Howard Benson, defeated the evil RickEl Sheriff Howard Benson, al malvado Rick venció

He robbed a bank every day, was a danger, a threatRobaba un banco por día, era un peligro, una amenaza
And if there were no banks in town, he robbed banks in the squareY si en el pueblo no había bancos, robaba bancos de la Plaza
A hefty reward was offered for his headUna fuerte recompensa por su cabeza se ofreció
And the Sheriff set out to hunt the outlawY a cazar al forajido el Sheriff se lanzó

I found him, we faced off, he fought like a tigerLo encontré, nos enfrentamos, como un tigre combatió
I caught him with these hands, just meLo atrapé con estas manos, solo yo
Alone and without help, I defeated the evil RickYo solo y sin ayuda al malvado Rick vencí
I dragged him with a firm hand and put him in jailLo arrastré con mano dura y en la cárcel lo metí

Rick was so bloodthirsty, so fierce, so badEra Rick tan sanguinario, tan feroz, tan mala gente
That in jail the inmates called him the criminalQue en la cárcel los presidiarios le decían el delincuente

The bandit's girlfriend fell in love with the SheriffLa novia del bandido, del Sheriff se enamoró
She forgot the outlaw and stayed with the SheriffOlvidó al forajido, y con el Sheriff se quedó
That's how we found out what she had told himFue así como supimos, lo que ella le había contado
That the bandit was weak and a bit effeminateQue el bandido era débil y un poquito afeminado

That she had never known what a good lover wasQue ella nunca había sabido lo que era un buen amante
And that the bandit compared to the Sheriff was just a beginnerY que el bandido comparado con el Sheriff era solo un Principiante
Without help, he attacked, hit him, and put him to sleepSin ayuda lo atacó, le pegó y lo durmió
The brave Sheriff tied him up and delivered him to justiceEl valiente Sheriff lo ató y a la justicia lo entregó

Sheriff Howard Benson defeated the evil RickEl Sheriff Howard Benson al malvado Rick venció
He wasn't so evil, just a bit of a fighterNo era tan malvado, solo un poco peleador
Without help, he attacked, hit him, and put him to sleepSin ayuda lo atacó, le pegó y lo durmió
The brave Sheriff tied him up and delivered him to justiceEl valiente Sheriff lo ató y a la justicia lo entregó

The truth is that there were people who helped me a littleLa verdad es que hubo gente que un poquito me ayudó
The fight was fair, I was lucky that timeLa lucha fue pareja, tuve suerte aquella vez
Because he was alone and IPorque él era uno solo y yo
And we were thirty-threeY nosotros treinta y tres

With a little help, he attacked, hit him, and put him to sleepCon un poco de ayuda lo atacó, le pegó y lo durmió
The brave Sheriff tied him up and delivered him to justiceEl valiente Sheriff lo ató y a la justicia lo entregó

The true story is not the same as the one I toldLa historia verdadera no es igual a la que conté
I waited for him to fall asleep and then tied him upEsperé a que se durmiera y luego lo até

I hit him, I hit him, I gave him a beatingLe pegué, le pegué, una tunda le propiné
I hit him very hard, but after I tied him upLe pegué muy fuertemente, pero después de que lo até
And received a huge reward for that featY una enorme recompensa por esa hazaña recibió

With his help, he attacked when the bandit ordered himCon su ayuda lo atacó, cuando el bandido se lo ordenó
The cowardly Sheriff obeyed, tied him up, hit him, and deliveredEl cobarde Sheriff obedeció, lo ató le pegó y entregó
He delivered, deliveredLe entregó, entregó
He delivered the money he receivedLe entregó el dinero que cobró