Uncomfortable Sidekick

I walked into a cafe
I see a little 2-Tone girl
I skanked up to her face and said,
"Gee, what a small world."
And then we started dancin'
Somethin' started to smell
It must have been sovacos but I really could not tell

(chorus)
Follow you around for the rest of your days
Never let you play cards with your friends
And when you come home late for the rest of your life she's gonna nag, nag, nag

It's been about a week or two since I met this 2-Tone girl
All my closest friends they say she really screwed up my world
I'm always afraid she'll come around and surprise me one more time
'Cause every time she thinks I'm near it's time for another good, good time

(chorus)

Man follow woman to the altar, run, daddy, run
I said man follow woman to the altar, run, daddy, run
The bitch no good for you, run, daddy, run
I said the bitch no good for you, run, daddy, run