If You Can Dish It (I Can Take It)

If you can dish it, I can take it
Just so you serve it to me right
If you can dish it, I can take it
I've got to have it morning, noon and night
You got the hot-dog, I got the bun
Let's get together and have a little fun
If you can dish it, I can take it
Just so you serve it to me right!
I've got to have it, just so you serve it to me right!

If you can dish it, I can take it
Hmmmm, serve it to me right
If you can dish it, I can take it
I've got to have it morning, noon and night
Ashes to ashes, mud to mud
I really crave my daily love
If you can dish it, I can take it
Just so you serve it to me right!
I've got to have it, just so you serve it to me right!

(spoken:
Dish it out, dish it out, Bob!
Dish that thing, boys!
Somebody harmonize me!)

If you can dish it, I can take it
Hmmmm, serve it to me right
If you can dish it, I can take it
I've got to have it morning, noon and night
Whip my cream, throw it in a bowl
I want it served with my good jelly roll
If you can dish it, I can take it
Just so you serve it to me right!
I've got to have it, just so you serve it to me right!

If you can dish it, I can take it
Hmmmm, serve it to me right
If you can dish it, I can take it
I've got to have it morning, noon and night
If I give it away, you think it's tough
If you can't take it, you're just a cream-puff
If you can dish it, I can take it
Just so you serve it to me right!
I've got to have it, just so you serve it to me right!