Wismichu Me Come Los Huevos

Wismichu Can Eat My Balls

Wismichu Me Come Los Huevos

(Wismichu, you really messed up, crrrack)(Wismichu, la has cagado crrrack)
(I'm tired of lies, that's why I'm making this video)(Estoy harto de mentiras y por eso hago este vídeo)
(Hahaha)(Jajajaja)
(Skere)(Skere)

Wismichu can eat my ballsWismichu me come los huevos
Eat, eat my ballsCome, come los huevos
Wismichu can eat my ballsWismichu me come los huevos
Eat, eat my ballsCome, come los huevos

WismichuWismichu
Can eatMe come
My ballsLos huevos

Eat, eat, eat, eat, eat, eatCome, come, come, come, come, come

I'm gonna snag your vegan girlfriend, gonna turn her into a 'Lateana'Voy a pillar a tu novia la vegana la voy a convertir en una 'Lateana'
In a week she'll be in my bed (one!)En una semana esta en mi cama (¡una!)
Get your sister ready tooVe preparando también a tu hermana
Am I the best in Spain? (Haha, haha)¿El mejor de España? (Jaja, jaja)
The best at sucking my nutsEl mejor en chuparme el escroto
This guy's worse than Pablo MotosEste es peor que Pablo Motos
He fears me and then plays dumbMe teme y luego se hace el loco

20182018
20182018
2018 and still just as dumb2018 y sigue igual de tonto

One day you help him, the next he insults youUn día le ayudas y al otro te insulta
Then he acts like Mother TeresaLuego actúa como Teresa de Calcuta
You whore! (Ha)¡Puta! (Ja)

Take this dick slap (dick, dick)Toma este pollazo (polla, polla)
Please don’t hit me with a bottle (please)Porfa no me des un botellazo (por favor)
I wish I had that hair (-hair)Ojalá tener ese pelazo (-azo)

Oh no, this clown has already cost youAh no, que además ya te ha costado este payaso
Today you can call me DalasHoy pódeis llamarme Dalas
I'm gonna mess with this bitch for realVoy a maltratar a esta perra con ganas
This is gonna leave you traumatizedEsto si que te va a dejar traumas
With that hairline, I could open windowsCon esas entradas puedo abrir hasta ventanas
(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)

Wismichu can eat my balls (balls)Wismichu me come los huevos (huevos)
Eat, eat my ballsCome, come los huevos
Wismichu can eat my balls (balls)Wismichu me come los huevos (huevos)
Eat, eat my balls (balls)Come, come los huevos (huevos)

WismichuWismichu
Can eatMe come
My ballsLos huevos
(I'm tired of lies, that's why I'm making this video, hahaha)(Estoy harto de mentiras y por eso hago este vídeo, jajajaja)