Black Barbie

I'm just like black Barbie
The life of the party
I light up the TV
Arrested for D-WI's
sent me to the slammer
Did time without glamour
Time stood still without my pain kill pills
Don't need a lawyer
I got Diana Sawyer
She'll interview me
And prove that I'm not guilty
I'm a reformed slut
I'm a much better woman after the twelve step program
And now I can drink again
Cheers!
To my publicist for making me look like an angel
Cheers!
To the media
I'm back form hell with a story to tell

Before I'd make believe I'm a celebrity
All the boys wanna get with me
I am too sexy
I'm black barbie
Up all night having fun
I love to party
Just like the white one
I believe in make believe
I believe in making me
Black Barbie
I love to party
Up all night having fun
Just like the white one

I live the simple life
I am the socialite
I got no appetite
Ain't got no cellulite
Got a disorder I eat all the time
Im part ethiopian
that's why I stay so thin
Yeah never ever had to watch my weight
Just call my publicist, she'll get my story straight
Went from a size 8 to a 0
Just like magic I'm a weight-loss hero
Bon appetite
I promise I eat
I'm a mess in a designer dress
I've been so distressed
I confess
But there's no such thing as bad press

Before I'd make believe I'm a celebrity
All the boys wanna get with me
I am too sexy
I'm black barbie
Up all night having fun
I love to party
Just like the white one
I believe in make believe
I believe in making me
Black Barbie
I love to party
Up all night having fun
Just like the white one
Ah
Cool, hot
I'm cool, I'm hot
I'm cheery CHIMMY?
And so slim
I live in a perfect world
I live in a perfect world
I live in a perfect world
I live in a perfect world

Before I'd make believe I'm a celebrity
All the boys wanna get with me
I am too sexy
I'm black barbie
Up all night having fun
I love to party
Just like the white one
I believe in make believe
I believe in making me
Black Barbie
I love to party
Up all night having fun
Just like the white one