Insult And Battery

Oh, I've got a mouth like a shotgun
And every time it goes off
You get blown off
Plug another whole in the story
Fill in the gaps
No matter how gory

You're just another casualty
Of insult and battery

Throwing blind punches from the sidelines
Swinging for the head
When I'm aiming for the headlines
Does it really matter if I lie?
When you can't call it the truth
Till it's read in black and white

Just another shot to the head
From a snot-nosed grrrrrrl who thinks she knows best
Cause I'm just a bully with a penknife
Who carves up the facts when I can't get it right!