Los Versos Del Chapulin

The Grasshopper's Verses

Los Versos Del Chapulin

An old lady sang to me leaning against the wallUna vieja me cantaba recargada en la pared
Since she was hunched over, I couldn't see her faceComo estaba jorobada no se la pude me..
I started playing with her the countess's gamePuse a jugar con ella al juego de la condesa
I almost slip up and hit her with the ca..Por poquito y se descuida y le meto la ca..
Women are trouble, they only see a hard dollarBronas son las mujeres nomas ven un peso duro
They stick out like donkeys to get their cu..Se empinan como los burros pa que les piquen el cu...
Ra told me last night that I could get marriedRa me dijo anoche que ya me podia casar
To sign the papers to be able to cu..Que firmara los papeles pa podermela cu...
Liano is the man, Josefina is the womanLiano se llama el hombre josefina la mujer
Pepito is the youngest, like the one I'm me..Pepito es el mas chiquito como el que te estoy me..
The left hand trembles from playing the violin so muchTiembla la mano izquierda de tanto tocar violin
And so I continue the corrido of my buddy Grasshopper..Y asi le sigo el corrido de mi compa chapulin..

A very cute girl, really good from the orchestraUna morrita muy chula rete buena de la orquesta
Since she didn't want to join, I threw a pu..Como no quiso mocharse me abente una pu...
The little pleb looks like a cajeta in the parishRa plebita cajeta se miran en la parroquia
I got tangled up with one of them to lick her pa..Me enrrede con una de ellas pa lamberle la pa..
The ones who are left are the ones that the chona told me aboutLabras son las que sobran me dijo la chona ami
Just by looking at one of these, they start to se..No mas miran una de estas y se empiesan a ve..
A man walking, playing with his violinNia caminando un hombre tocando con su violin
And here end the verses of my buddy Grasshopper..Y aqui se acaban los versos de mi compa chapulin..