Feliz Navitrap

Happy Navitrap

Feliz Navitrap

Look, happy holidays, from Los Dioze, you knowMira, feliz navida', de parte de Los Dioze', vale
From Málaga to the worldDe Málaga pa'l mundo
And remember, big mouth, that Los Dioze are foreverY recuerda, pesteboca, que Los Dioze' son pa' siempre

My cousin's gone and become a TikToker, dancing in the kitchenMi prima se ha hecho TikToker, tá bailando en la cocina
Wants to be Lolalolita but can't even reach PaticaQuiere ser Lolalolita y no llega ni al Patica
But look at how my cousin dances in the kitchen, But look at how she dances, she thinks she's GeorginaPero mira como baila mi prima en la cocina, Pero mira como baila, ella se cree Georgina
She dances, dances, but she does it so badBaila, baila, pero lo hace muy mal
Looks like a bass, but electrocutedParece una lubina, pero electrocutá'

I'm going with my cousin downtown to see the lights turned onMe voy con mi prima al centro a ver las luce' encendía'
But what I really feel is a pain in my stomachPero yo lo que siento e' un dolor en la barriga
But look at that fatigue, I've stuffed myself with tortillaPero mira que fatiga, yo me he hincha'o de tortilla
I had a Coke to help with the indigestionMe he toma'o una Coca-Cola pa' bajar las peladilla'

Cousin, cousin, let's go home alreadyPrima, prima, vamo' a la casa ya
Because with this cold, I look like an EskimoQue con este frío que hace me parezco a un esquimal
Uncle Aurelio, pull out the zambombaTito Aurelio, sácate la zambomba
Yo, yo (yeah, yeah), look at grandma dancing, her hips are about to pop out, you knowIllo, illo (yeh, yeh), mira a la abuela como baila, que se le sale la cadera, tú
(Tan-tan) get that polvorón out of your mouth (ah), we're gonna freestyle in front of grandma(Tan-tan) sácate el polvorón de la boca (ah), que nos vamo' a echar un freestyle delante de la abuela
How's it going, how's it going?¿Cómo es, cómo es?

My bald uncle is cutting cheeseMi tito el calvo está cortando queso
Pulls out some shrimp that are top-notchSaca unas gambas que tienen la ESO
The cheeks with lipstick marks from my aunt I haven't seen since TartessosLos moflete' con marcas de beso' de mi tía que no veo desde los Tartesos
Do you want it regular, or do you want it zero?¿La quieres normal, o la quieres zero?
I don't care as long as it gets to JanuaryA mí eso me da igual mientras llegue a Enero
Watch out, grandma's gonna chokeCuida'o que la abuela se va a atragantar
She might not make it to next ChristmasPuede ser que no llegue a la siguiente Navidad

Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, ChristmasNavidad, Navidad, Navidad, Navidad, Navidad
Christmas, Christmas, dad-dadNavidad, Navidad, dad-dad
Christmas, Christmas, Christmas, ChristmasNavidad, Navidad, Navidad, Navidad

HahahaJajaja

Aunt Paqui, come here, the kid just knocked over the tray of camalare'Tita Paqui, ven, que el niño se ha carga'o la bandeja de camalare'
Mom, what does the cousin think he is, yung Beef?Mamá, ¿el primo qué se cree, yung Beef?
Listen to this, beastEscucha esto, mostro
IYo
Los DiozeLos Dioze'
(Ey) navitrap (wuh)(Ey) navitrap (wuh)

It's been a decade since I last saw my cousin (me too)Hace una década que yo no veo a mi prima (ni yo)
She's six foot three, taller than Godzilla (prr)Mide metro noventa, es más larga que Godzilla (prr)
I'm balder now and I've got a big bellyYo ahora estoy más calvo y he hecha'o pecha de barriga
Looks like Sofia Surfers, man, what a fatigueParece Sofia Surfers, tú, no vea' que fatiga
She’s dressed well and I’m in an Adidas tracksuit (me)Ella va bien vestida y yo con un chándal de Acliclas (yo)
She’s got sequins and I look like a GorgonitaLleva lentejuela y yo parezco un Gorgonita
If she were Shizuka, I’d be her NobitaSi ella fuese Shizuka, yo sería su Nobita
I just heard there's a reservation at Santa Rita ('let's go)Me acaban de decir que hay reservado en Santa Rita ('ámonos)
I sit at the table with all my unclesMe siento en la mesa con todos mis tíos
On the TV is Lamine Yamal (uh-uh)En la tele está Lamine Yamal (uh-uh)
My drunk uncle is convincedMi tío escocido está convencido
That we need to change the channel (bullshit)Que hay que cambiar de canal (una polla)
My cousin tells me Pedroche is onMe dice mi primo que está la Pedroche
Dressed as Avatar tonight (haha)Esta noche vestí'a de Avatar (jaja)
My mom's mad and says not even jokingMi madre enfadada dice que ni en broma
To put on Mercedes MiláQue pongan Mercedes Milá

From-from Málaga to the worldDe-De-De Málaga pa'l mundo
Happy New Year and Merry ChristmasFeli' año nuevo y feli' Nochebuena
Shut upQue te calle'