La Paella

The Paella

La Paella

In my town they celebratedEn mi pueblo celebraron
last night a big banquetayer noche un gran banquete
but they didn't invite mepero a mí no me invitaron
they told meme dijeron
go awayanda y vete

They had agreed at tenHabían quedado a las diez
I was there since sevenyo estaba desde las siete
they all went to the brothelfueron todos al burdel
I used the toiletyo usé la olla
as a potde retrete

But a whore saw mePero una puta me vió
a certain Gabrielauna llamada Gabriela
d she told everyoney ella a todas les contó
that I peedque me oriné
in the paellaen la paella

I couldn't resist itNo lo pude resistir
I needed to peetenía ganas de hacer pis
peepis
they didn't want to invite meno me quisieron invitar
I just had to peesolo tuve que orinar

And at the time of servingY a la hora del reparto
the mayor saw that theyel alcalde vió que ellas
while he was getting fed upmientras el se ponía harto
were rejecting the paellarechazaban la paella

The mayor got upEl alcalde se levantó
got Gabriela by the neckcogió del cuello a Gabriela
of course she got scaredclaro ella se acojonó
and spilled the beans about the paellay soltó lo de la paella

And now I'm here hangingY ahora estoy aquí colgando
from the branch of a little treede la rama (de) un arbolito
thank goodness I entertain myselfmenos mal que me entretengo
seeing my dick so stiffviéndome tan tieso el pito

I couldn't resist itNo lo pude resistir
I needed to peetenía ganas de hacer pis
peepis
they didn't want to invite meno me quisieron invitar
I just had to peesolo tuve que orinar