Mi Tamagochi (La Chacharita)

My Tamagotchi (The Junk Shop)

Mi Tamagochi (La Chacharita)

Shuffling among junkChancleando entre tiliches
I checked out a little trinketchequé una chacharita,
It had slanted eyestenía ojos chinitos,
Whistled really funnychiflaba re chistoso,
It's a bit cheekyes de medio cachete,
The seller told meme dijo el marchante,
I put it in my backpacklo eché a mi mochila
And brought it to my placey lo traje a mi chante.
I checked it wasn't fakeChequé que no era chafa,
I gave it a touch-uple eché una talacha,
By sheer luck, I squeezed a gadgetde pura chiripa le apachurré una chunche,
The more I played with itentre más lo chiqueaba,
The cooler its buzzer soundedmás chido chillaba su chicharra...
How cool its buzzer sounds!¡que chido chilla su chicharra!

I broke my piggy bank to fulfill its whimsRompí mi cochinito por cumplir sus caprichitos,
I checked out night work, sold my junkerchequé chamba de noche, vendí mi carcacha,
No junk food, just fancy lunchnada de garnachas, puro lonche de caché,
My dude sipped champagne or chardonnaymi chavo chupaba champain' o chaverné.

I put it on my chest, and in a cuddleLo eché en mi pecho, y en un apapacho
I felt it squeaking, something fishy was going onsentí que rechinaba, algo chafa pasaba,
It puffed up its cheeks, let out a lousy squealhinchó sus cachetes, echó un chillido gacho,
No matter how much I squeezedpor mas que apachurraba,
My gadget wouldn't workmi chunche no jalaba.

My Tamagotchi is screwed!¡Ya se chingó mi Tamagochi!

I went straight crying to a shamanMe eché derechito chillando con un chamán,
In a rundown hut, he had a nicheen una choza cuacha él tenía un nicho,
He cast a spell and my dude whistled againechó un hechizo y mi chavo volvió a chiflar,
How cool that my dude whistled again!¡que chido que mi chavo volviera a chiflar!

I arrived jokingly at my girl's placeLlegué chacoteando al chante de mi chava,
I said what's up, flat-nose, I thought it wouldn't whistle?le dije quiubo chata, ¿no que no chiflaba?,
I asked her to check it while I workedpedí que lo checara en lo que yo chambeaba,
Something crooked was going on, and I didn't suspectalgo chueco pasaba, y no lo sospechaba.

Chucky got inSe le metió el Chuky,
It was the shaman's spellfue el hechizo del chamán,
He stalked us with his knifenos acechó con su cuchillo
The darn jackalel muy chacal,
He stabbed my girlacuchilló a mi chava,
Burned down my housechamuscó a mi casa,
But the worst part waspero lo gacho fue
That he stabbed my trustque acuchillara mi confianza.

My Tamagotchi is screwed!¡Ya se chingó mi Tamagochi!