Amo del mesón

Innkeeper

Hey! Get down from there you damn lazybones
Let's see, you jerk
Take out the booze from the drawer
Something good and with a 'bouquet'
He's a fighter
I guarantee a high
Or I'm not Thénardier
Where's that rum?
And that wine, where is it?
I'm coming now, you bastard
I'm coming now, sir
God, what a shitty inn!
You repeat it every time
The damn fools, my barnyard pigs
There are crazy ones, looking like animals
How dirty they are, how the inn stinks!
Damn birds of the copón
That nest here
But they spend for me!
Good day, sir!
Come in and see
A paradise in our city
You can go to another place
And receive a fatal treatment!
Someone like me
Emerges rarely!
Honest and helpful, as it should be
Innkeeper!
Unique owner
I always shake hands to greet
I'll make you laugh
I have good humor
Everyone has fun with my joie de vivre
It's easy for me to make friends!
I'm good at that
The price is fifty
But for you, I'll charge a hundred!
Ah
Innkeeper!
Owner of the barn!
Giving me your money shouldn't bother you
Wine for brandy
Water for coffee
I give a cat for a hare
But you know what?
Everyone loves the landlord!
Everyone wants to trust!
First, I deceive them
Then they don't complain when paying!
Innkeeper!
You won't escape!
Always turning you into just another customer!
Practical and servile
Plays his role
Comical, philosopher, and faithful friend!
Indelible companion!
Invincible champion!
Watch your pockets
There are lovers in the inn!
Thank you
Come in, sir!
Come to the sofa
Take off your shoes, what would you like to drink?
What do you have here?
It weighs a lot
Leave it to me, I'll take it to the living room
You can already smell
The foie terrine!
It's beef liver, but who cares
King of the kitchen!
I can transform
Horse brains into unique meat!
That's the kidney of a common mouse
But I serve it to you like salami!
Welcome customers!
We don't have a honeymoon suite!
Reasonable prices
But some surcharge is normal!
Bedbugs?, ten
Rats?, a hundred
Go a bit higher to wash properly!
Put it in here
Take it out there
Do you want a lock?, it will cost them more!
If it's about prices
There's always something to tell!
Keep in mind
That in the end the bill
Increases when it's time to pay!
Innkeeper!
Quick and lively!
Has a way with people and a bold demeanor!
Practical and servile
Plays his role
Comical, philosopher, and faithful friend!
Indelible companion
No one will deny it!
Oh Lord Jesus!
What a cross one has to bear!
My dream was to marry a king
And, God willing
I ran into a toad!
Innkeeper?
I want to vomit!
Comical, philosopher, and unparalleled jerk!
Almost subnormal
Thinks he's Voltaire!
And in the arts of love
I can't see!
What a twist of fate
I've come across such a jerk
God, how is it possible?
I live with a pig in the inn!
Innkeeper!
Innkeeper?, come on!
Comical, philosopher!
What a nullity!
Practical and servile
Plays his role
False, ass-kisser, and cruel tyrant!
God bless the innkeeper!
And the patron's wife!
Everyone, one more drink!
Yes!
Stick it in from behind!
Oh!
Everyone, one more drink for the innkeeper!
Yeah!