Brutus

Brutus

Brutus

Brutus, terror of the neighbors,Brutus, terror de los vecinos,
you're my favorite dog.eres mi perro preferido.
What were they expecting from a Great Dane¿Qué iban a esperar de un gran danés
who eats up my paycheck every month?que acaba con mi sueldo cada mes?
Brutus, get out of the pantry,Brutus, sal ya de la despensa,
you're taking advantage of my kindness.abusas de mi condescendencia.
You've left us all without dinnerNos has dejado a todos sin cenar
and no one dares to complain.y nadie se ha atrevido a protestar.

A biting dogUn perro mordedor
who's never been a barker.que nunca ha sido ladrador.
A dog like youUn perro como tu
doesn't bark at all because, Brutus,no ladra nunca porque, Brutus,
your mouth's always full,la boca siempre llena,
barking like that is just rude.ladrar así es de mala educación.

Brutus, a sound mind in a healthy dog,Brutus, mens sana in perro sano,
my effort will never be in vain.mi esfuerzo nunca habrá sido en vano.
People have learned to respect youLa gente te ha aprendido a respetar
by way of attacking and devouring.a base de atacar y devorar.

Brutus prefers tender meat,Brutus prefiere carne tierna,
grafts of skin on many legs;injertos de piel en muchas piernas;
the calf is his weakness;la pantorrilla es su debilidad;
he swallows them down without even chewing.las traga sin apenas masticar.