El Zapateo del Copuchento

The Gossiping Tap Dance

El Zapateo del Copuchento

Ay! Get ready, motherfuckerAy! afinate conchatumare
Uy! We're outta here, motherfuckerUy!nos juimos conchatumare
there are some nosy assholes and this dudehay weones osicones y este weon po

these are the gossips of the gossiperestos son los cahuines del copuchento
well-dressed faggot with a fake accentmarako bien arreglao de hueco acento
well-dressed faggot with a fake accentmarako bien arreglao de hueco acento
to all the reporters, he's the craziestde todos los reporteros es la mas loca
what he doesn't know, he makes up, this fucking seallo q no sabe lo inventa este cara e foca
and when his mind opens, whoever touches, touchesy cuando se le abre el tarro el q toca toca
he knows it all by heart, the whole life of TV hosts, doesn't let go of singers or actors, mayors, or footballers, or senators.se las sabe por libro la vida entera de animadores,no se le escapa cantante ni los actores,alcaldes, ni futbolistas, ni senadores.
get ready 'cause this faggot is gonna start tap dancing, the faggot starts his nosy dancepreparate q este hueco se va a lanzar en el zapateo, el maricon comienza su osiconeo
the faggot starts his nosy danceel maricon comienza su osiconeo
the fake Salas came out with the jokeel falsaro salas salio con el chiste
and the horny idiot is now very sady el tonto caliente ahora anda muy triste
and seeks comfort at the Geisha puby busco consuelo en el pub de la geisha
gets out of the mud and gets into shitse sale del barro y se mete en la mierda
the dumb one in bed is a ladyla tonta en la cama es una doña
doesn't think the same as Raquel Argoargoñano piensa lo mismo raquel argoargoña
who between stories thinks she's the topq entre cuento y cuento se cree la arriba
but Margotmal thinks she's more of a divapero margotmal se jura mas diva
gave up squid for pork rindscambio calamares por los chicharrones
to go on TV shows as a celebritypor ir de figura a programas weones
if I keep talking, they're gonna kill mesi sigo hablando me van a matar
but it's my duty, I must informpero es mi deber yo debo informar
now Vivi is on a dietahora la vivi se puso en la dieta
'cause Otuiti doesn't want fatty meatsporq el otuiti no quiere charchetas
and wants to look like Marleny quiere quedar como la marlen
who's hooked, I don't know by whomq anda agarra yo no se de quien
all the dudes got hotquedaron calientes todos los weones
with a stiffy in their pantscon cuello la guagua entre los pantalones
Kike, the joker Felipe Israelel kike el julero felipe israel
Lindoro Junelame and myself as welllindoro junelame y yo mismo tambien
if you want me to keep going or you want me to stop, let me know, you motherfuckerssi quieren q siga o quieren q pare avisenme luego los chuchasumare
I'm dry, offer me a drinkmira q estoy seco convidate un trago
better for later 'cause I gotta take a shitmejor pa despues q estoy q me cago
I'm saying goodbye, I'm almost done, on the other leg we keep peelingme voy despidiendo ya voy acabando en la otra patita seguimos pelando
I like the banter, I like the gossipme gusta el weveo me gusta el cahuin
we'll continue later 'cause I'm outta hereeeeeeemas rato seguimos porke ya me fuiiiiiiiiiiii
Ay! Uy! feels good to leave, huh? fucking nosy assholeAy!Uy! q rico irse ah? puta el cuilao osicon weon