El Mamut

The Mammoth

El Mamut

A tiny mammoth wanted to flyUn mamut chiquitito quería volar
He tried and tried and couldn't flyProbaba y probaba y no podía volar
A little dove wanted to help himUna palomita su amiga lo quiso ayudar
And from the fifth floor made him jumpY de un quinto piso lo hizo saltar
And what happened?¿Y qué pasó?
Shit, the mammoth got fucked upMierda, el mamut se hizo mierda
Shit, the mammoth got fucked upMierda, el mamut se hizo mierda

A tiny mammoth wanted to smokeUn mamut chiquitito quería fumar
He tried and tried and couldn't smokeProbaba y probaba y no podía fumar
A dog wanted to help himUn perro su amigo lo quiso ayudar
And made him smoke 500 cigarettesY 500 cigarrillos lo hizo fumar
And what happened?¿Y qué pasó?
The mammoth got cancer, got cancerCáncer al mamut le dio cáncer
The mammoth got cancer, got cancerCáncer al mamut le dio cáncer

A tiny mammoth wanted to drinkUn mamut chiquitito quería tomar
He tried and tried and couldn't drinkProbaba y probaba y no podía tomar
A bear wanted to help himUn oso su amigo lo quiso ayudar
And made him drink 100 liters of whiskeyY 100 litros de whisky le hizo tomar
And what happened?¿Y qué pasó?
The mammoth got cirrhosis, got cirrhosisCirrosis al mamut le dio cirrosis
The mammoth got cirrhosis, got cirrhosisCirrosis al mamut le dio cirrosis

A tiny mammoth wanted to debutUn mamut chiquitito quería debutar
He tried and tried and couldn't debutProbaba y probaba y no podía debutar
A donkey wanted to help himUn burro su amigo lo quiso ayudar
And made him debut with 100 prostitutesY con 100 prostitutas lo hizo debutar
And what happened?¿Y qué pasó?
The mammoth got AIDS, got AIDSSida al mamut le dio sida
The mammoth got AIDS, got AIDSSida al mamut le dio sida

A tiny mammoth wanted to get highUn mamut chiquitico se quería drogar
He tried and tried and couldn't get highProbaba y probaba y no se podía drogar
A cat, his friend, wanted to help himUn gato, su amigo, lo quiso ayudar
And made him try 10 lines of cokeY 10 líneas de coca le hizo probar
And what happened?¿Y qué pasó?
The mammoth overdosed, overdosedSobredosis el mamut con sobredosis
The mammoth overdosed, overdosedSobredosis el mamut con sobredosis

And now what happened? (He died, he died)¿Y ahora qué le pasó? (Se murió, se murió)
The mammoth died, he diedSe murió el mamut se murió
The mammoth died, he diedSe murió el mamut se murió
The mammoth died, he diedSe murió el mamut se murió
The mammoth died, he diedSe murió el mamut se murió