La tula chica

The small dick

La tula chica

The following song has no relation to the performers or their membersLa siguiente canción no tiene ninguna relación con los interpretes ni sus miembros
Here comes the Small Dick.Ahí les va la Tula Chica.

This is the story of a friend of mine, ah!Este es la historia de un amigo mío ah!

You were judge, jury, and executionerFuiste juez, jurado y verdugo
And you screwed me over because everyone found outY me cagaste por que todo el mundo supo
if what we had was intimate and personalsi lo nuestro era intimo y personal
you didn't have to comment on my sizeno teniai por que chucha de mi tamaño comentar
I who was always the charmer here in the neighborhoodyo que siempre fui el galan aqui en la pobla
and had all the ladies crazyy a las hembras las tenia todas locas
today they gossip and joke aroundhoy comentan y guevean por ahi
because of the rumor you started about mepor el cahuin que inventaste tú de mí

That I had a small dickQue tenia la tula chica
that I didn't even tickle youque ni cosquillas yo te hacia
at the moment of making loveal momento de hacernos el amor
but you were a bottomless pitmás tú eras pozo sin fondo
not even your asterisk could give meni siquiera tu arterisco pudo darme
the most complete satisfactionla más plena satisfacción
I still remember when you moanedaun recuerdo cuando gemías
I know very well you weren't lyingse muy bien que no mentías
only I made you see the blue skysolo yo te hice ver el cielo azul
and this is how you repay mey así es como me pagas
you ruin my reputationmi reputación la cagas
by saying my dick is smallal decir que tengo chico el pirulin

on the guitar the soldier guitaren la guitarra el soldao guitarra

Faced with this situation, I had to operateAnte esta situación yo me tuve que operar
spending every last pennygastándome hasta el ultimo centavo
and the doctor promised mey el doctor me prometió
that I would haveque me iba a quedar
the biggest dick on the planetla pichula más gigante del planeta
and after a week had passedy después de transcurrida una semana
I looked and it was messed upme mire y tenia la cagada
and I called the doctor right away for the mess he left mey llame al tiro al doctor por la pata que me dejo
(and what did he say)( y que le dijo)
what else do you want, you motherfucker, through the public health systemque mas queri concha de tu madre por fonasa

And my leg came to see me at the hospitalY mi pierna me fue a verme al hospital
because she wanted me to surprise herPues queria que le diera la sorpresa
Without asking, she jumped on meSin preguntarme se tiro
couldn't handle the heatDe caliente no aguanto
and suddenly she undressed the preyY de pronto ella me desnudo la presa
I messed up trying to fix itPor arreglarla la cage
I didn't see her again, she leftNo la vi mas, ella se fue
And today it's talked about all over the neighborhoodY hoy día se comenta en todo el barrio

That I had a small dickQue tenia la tula chica
that I didn't even tickle youque ni cosquillas yo te hacia
at the moment of making loveal momento de hacernos el amor
but you were a bottomless pitmás tu eras pozo sin fondo
not even your asterisk could give meni siquiera tu arterisco pudo darme
the most complete satisfactionla más plena satisfacción
I still remember when you moanedaun recuerdo cuando gemías
I know very well you weren't lyingse muy bien que no mentías
only I made you see the blue skysolo yo te hice ver el cielo azul
and this is how you repay mey así es como me pagas
you ruin my reputationmi reputación la cagas
by saying my dick is smallal decir que tengo chico el pirulin

In the end, it's trueEn el fondo es verdad la guea