El Huevudo

The Big-Balled One

El Huevudo

I sit and I am the big-balled oneMe siento y soy el huevudo
of the American unionde la union Americana
the white boys have made mea mi los weros me han hecho
they have peeled my bananame han pelado la banana

They have tried to back me upYa me han querido apanar
but they have come across a trickpero han topado con tranza

To be like they arePara ser como lo son
you have to work really hardhay que trabajar bien duro
because these balls that I havepor que estos huevos que tengo
didn't grow on their ownno me crecieron por chulo

I busted my assMe fui partiendo la madre
to have them like a donkeypa' tenerlos como burro

Keep playing my RazosSigan tocando mis Razos
but you have to sing with ballspero hay que cantar con huevos
to make the race happypa' que se alegre la raza
just be careful with your fingersnomas truchas con los dedos

We have to smoke a jointHay que hecharnos un perico
we don't have cowards hereaqui no habemos culeros

And it's not that I'm braggingY no es que yo les presuma
fucking bitter white boyspinches weros amargados
a few snakesalgunos cuantos culebras
have already dirtied my stickya me han ensuciado el palo

When they look at me in the faceCuando me miran de frente
they run like deerle corren como venado

I've seen some white boysHe visto algunos weritos
who boast of being toughque presumen de fregones
to me they sat downpero aqui se me sentaron
because they lack ballspues les faltan pantalones

I look at them like haresLos miro como a las liebres
small and big-earedchiquitos y orejones

Keep hanging around the areaSigan rondando la zona
these white boys are worth nothingestos weros valen reata
they will never back me upnunca me van a apanar
because the one who is here crushespor que quien esta se aplasta

Because if they slip upPor que si se descuidan
I'll put them on all foursme los pongo a cuatro patas