The Art of Good Eating

El Arte Del Buen Comer

It's going well!¡Va bien!

Pituca thinks she's the bestPituca cree que es el mejor
The best ass for her chairEl mejor culo para su sillón
And she knows well that today, her chance is bigY sabe bien que hoy, su chance es gorda

Finally, she put her name on the towelLe ha puesto, al fin, su nombre al toallón
Bought ivory from the Congo jungleCompró marfiles de la selva del Congo
And in her head, there's always a firecrackerY, en su coco, siempre hay un petardo

Surrounded by big girlsRodeado de grandanesas
Who spill out of their blousesQue se salen de la blusa
With wild sweetness, lipstickCon bestial dulzura, rouge
And laughs like a Baron BY risas de Barón B
This is how Pituca believes itAsí, Pituca se la cree

Just yesterday, she couldn't catch loveAún ayer, no ligaba el amor
And never polished her caneY no enceraba nunca el bastón
Her mouth smelled like an ashtraySu boca olía como un cenicero

She had a bold moment and went for itTuvo un golpe de audacia y se dio
Like a fiery and fierce gamblerDe timbero fogoso y feroz
One of those who never shows all their cardsDe los que nunca muestran todo el mazo

And today she bites the real appleY hoy come la real manzana
And doesn't leave a single seedY no deja ni pepita
Uses drama saltUsa sal de melodrama
But without overdoing itPero sin abusar
And this is how Pituca believes itY, así, Pituca se la cree

Pituca insists she's the bestPituca insiste en que es el mejor
The best ass for her chairEl mejor culo para su sillón
And she knows well that today, her chance is bigY sabe bien que, hoy, su chance es gorda

She had a bold moment and went for itTuvo un golpe de audacia y se dio
Like a fiery and fierce gamblerDe timbero fogoso y feroz
One of those who never shows all their cardsDe los que nunca muestran todo el mazo

And today she bites the real appleY hoy come la real manzana
And doesn't leave a single seedY no deja ni pepita
Uses drama saltUsa sal de melodrama
But without overdoing itPero sin abusar
And this is how Pituca believes itY, así, Pituca se la cree