El Gran Bailarín

The Great Dancer

El Gran Bailarín

I saw her walking, dancing, singing and sweating on the rooftopYo la vi caminando, bailando, cantando y sudando en la azotea
She's a girl who dances tango, but twerksEs una chica que baila tango, pero perrea
She stole my attention in the time of a quarter noteSe robó mi atención en lo que dura una corchea
And she looked at me like you look at what you desireY me miró como se mira lo que se desea

And I, very lively, dancing to all the songs (olé)Y yo bien vivaracho bailando todas las canciones (olé)
Like a drunk gringo dances on his vacationsComo un gringo borracho baila en sus vacaciones
(Excuse me, I can't get drunk right now)(Excuse me, I can't get drunk right now)
I distributed my body in all directionsDistribuí mi cuerpo en todas las direcciones
And she told me: Boy, you dance badly with ballsY ella me dijo: Muchacho, tú bailas malo con cojones

Don't judge me for dancing because I'm not a dancerPor el baile no me juzgues porque no soy bailarín
A dolphin isn't judged for walking or cookingPor caminar o cocinar no se ha juzgado un delfín
And a politician isn't judged for not knowing how to lieY a un político no lo juzgan por no saber mentir

If I could, I would move like Will Smith didSi pudiera, me moviera como lo hacía Will Smith
Or learn a thousand ways to do the split (oh)O aprendiera mil maneras de caer en el split (ay)
And a politician isn't judged for screwing up his countryY a un político no lo juzgan por joder a su país

So thank you very muchAsí que muchas gracias te doy
Thank you very muchMuchas gracias te doy
Thank you very muchMuchas gracias te doy
But I don't dancePero yo no bailo

I felt betrayed, very embarrassed and traumatized by this eventMe sentí traicionado, muy abochornado y traumado por este evento
I could feel the big drop slowly coming downPodía sentir la gota gorda bajándome lento
I froze like a scared soldier in front of his sergeantTrinco como un soldado asustado frente a su sargento
But every fool deserves another tryPero todo zopenco se merece otro intento

I forced my two feet to dance lambada against their willObligué a mis dos pies que a la mala bailaran lambada
And she made a face as if I stankY ella puso su cara apretada como si apestara
Unintentionally, I made a wrong step and stepped on her shoe (eh, it's called footwear)Sin querer, di un mal paso y de paso pisé su calzada (eh, se dice calzado)
And she asked the officer to kick me out of the dance floorY ella le pidió al oficial que de la pista me sacaran

Don't judge me for dancing because I'm not a dancerPor el baile no me juzgues porque no soy bailarín
A dolphin isn't judged for walking or cookingPor caminar o cocinar no se ha juzgado un delfín
And a politician isn't judged for not knowing how to lieY a un político no lo juzgan por no saber mentir

If I could, I would move like Will Smith didSi pudiera, me moviera como lo hacía Will Smith
Or learn a thousand ways to do the split (oh)O aprendiera mil maneras de caer en el split (oh)
And a politician isn't judged for screwing up his countryY a un político no lo juzgan por joder a su país

So thank you very muchAsí que muchas gracias te doy
Thank you very muchMuchas gracias te doy
Thank you very muchMuchas gracias te doy
But I don't dancePero yo no bailo

Let's not dance because I'll step on your feetMejor no bailemos que te piso los pies
And your shoes are newY tus zapatos son nuevos
I better owe you and we'll dance laterMejor te la debo y bailamos después

Let's not dance because I'll step on your feetMejor no bailemos que te piso los pies
And your shoes are newY tus zapatos son nuevos
I better owe you and we'll dance laterMejor te la debo y bailamos después

Let's not dance because I'll step on your feet (let's not dance on the feet)Mejor no bailemos que te piso los pies (no bailemos los pies)
And your shoes are newY tus zapatos son nuevos
I better owe you and we'll dance later (we'll dance later)Mejor te la debo y bailamos después (bailemos después)

Let's not dance because I'll step on your feet (let's not dance on the feet)Mejor no bailemos que te piso los pies (no bailemos los pies)
And your shoes are newY tus zapatos son nuevos
I better owe you and we'll dance later (we'll dance later)Mejor te la debo y bailamos después (bailemos después)

Let's not dance because I'll step on your feet (let's not dance on the feet)Mejor no bailemos que te piso los pies (no bailemos los pies)
And your shoes are newY tus zapatos son nuevos