Engordarás En Navidad

You'll Get Fat During Christmas

Engordarás En Navidad

You had a whole yearTuviste todo un año completo
To be able to lose weightPara poder adelgazar
Today it's no longer relevant to think about thatHoy ya no aplica pensar en éso
Because Christmas has arrivedPues ha llegado Navidad
But don't worry, don't get depressedPero tranquilo, no te deprimas
So you can feel betterPara que te sientas mejor
Think that one of your friendsPiensa que alguno de tus amigos
Is surely worse offDe seguro está peor

Being a little chubby is not badEstar gordito no está mal
And even less during ChristmasY mucho menos en Navidad

You never sweated at the gymEn el gimnasio nunca sudabas
You just took picturesTomabas fotos nada más

You said you were on a dietDecías que estabas haciendo dieta
And you didn't stop eatingY no dejabas de tragar

I recommend you not to weigh yourselfTe recomiendo que no te peses
Because you might get scaredPorque tal vez te asustarás
And don't look at yourself in the mirrorY no te veas en el espejo
When you get out of the showerCuando te salgas de bañar

Don't be sad anymore, what does it matterYa no estés triste qué más da
The year is about to endEl año ya se va a terminar

If you go shopping just rememberSi vas de compras solo recuerda
That you're already a size biggerQue ya eres una talla más
When there are selfies, don't take themCuando haya selfies tú no la tomes
And always hide in the backY siempre ocúltate hasta atrás

Wear a jacket or a thick sweaterUsa chamarra o un suéter grueso
That way you'll hide your bellyAsí tu lonja ocultarás
And a scarf will help you disguiseY una bufanda esa papada
That double chinTe ayudará a disimular

If you couldn't lose weightSi no pudiste adelgazar
Even less during ChristmasPues mucho menos en Navidad
You might as well have another tamaleMejor ya échate otro tamal
And start over in a monthY en un mes vuelves a empezar

Don't worry, it's normalNo te preocupes es normal
To be fatter during ChristmasEstar más gordos en Navidad
The belly is proportionalLa lonja es proporcional
To joy and happinessA la alegría y felicidad

And we want to wish you todayY te queremos hoy desear
A very Merry ChristmasQue tengas muy feliz Navidad