El Colesterol

The Cholesterol

El Colesterol

The doctor told me, very seriouslyYa me dijo el doctor, muy en serio
That I'm a bit overweightQue de kilos ya estoy pasadito
No more fats, sugar, or flourNo más grasas, ni azúcar, ni harina
No more sweets that make me chubbyMi más golosinas que me hacen gordito
No more fats, sugar, or flourNo más grasas, ni azúcar, ni harina
No more sweets that make me chubbyNi más golosinas que me hacen gordito

With my cholesterol at 300Con mi colesterol en 300
The craving almost overpowers meEl antojo casi me domina
And to top it off, my faithful little womanY pa' colmo mi fiel chaparrita
Lovingly shouts at me from the kitchenCon amor me grita desde la cocina
And to top it off, my faithful little womanY pa' colmo mi fiel chaparrita
Lovingly shouts at me from the kitchenCon amor me grita desde la cocina

Do you want me to cook you some pork rinds?¿Quieres que te guise un chicharrón?
A piece of ham?¿Un pedazo de jamón?
Or do you prefer fried chicken, my love?¿O prefieres pollo frito?, mi amorcito
No, the pork rinds are very tastyNo, muy sabroso el chicharrón
Your chicken and your hamTu pollito y tu jamón
But not right now, sweetheartPero ahorita nada de eso, cariñito

What's wrong with you, sweetheart?¿Qué es lo que te pasa, corazón?
You've always been a big eaterSiempre has sido comelón
And today you're being picky, my chubby oneY hoy te me pones tus moños, mi gordito
No, thank you very much, but noNo, muchas gracias, pero no
The doctor ordered me to tighten my beltEl doctor ya me ordenó que me faje el cinturón

It's because my cholesterol is rising, my loveEs que me sube el colesterol, mi amorcito
My cholesterol is risingMe sube el colesterol
It's because my cholesterol is rising, babyEs que me sube el colesterol, mamacita
My cholesterol is risingMe sube el colesterol
It's because my cholesterol is rising, my little womanEs que me sube el colesterol, mi chaparrita
My cholesterol is risingMe sube el colesterol
It's because my cholesterol is rising, my little darlingEs que me sube el colesterol, mi pechuguita
My cholesterol is risingMe sube el colesterol

With my cholesterol at 300Con mi colesterol en 300
The craving almost overpowers meEl antojo casi me domina
And to top it off, my faithful little womanY pa' colmo mi fiel chaparrita
Lovingly shouts at me from the kitchenCon amor me grita desde la cocina
And to top it off, my faithful little womanY pa' colmo mi fiel chaparrita
Lovingly shouts at me from the kitchenCon amor me grita desde la cocina

Do you want me to cook you some pork rinds?¿Quieres que te guise un chicharrón?
A piece of ham?¿Un pedazo de jamón?
Or do you prefer fried chicken, my love?¿O prefieres pollo frito?, mi amorcito
No, the pork rinds are very tastyNo, muy sabroso el chicharrón
Your chicken and your hamTu pollito y tu jamón
But not right now, sweetheartPero ahorita nada de eso, cariñito

What's wrong with you, sweetheart?¿Qué es lo que te pasa, corazón?
You've always been a big eaterSiempre has sido comelón
And today you're being picky, my chubby oneY hoy te me pones tus moños, mi gordito
No, thank you very much, but noNo, muchas gracias, pero no
The doctor ordered me to tighten my beltEl doctor ya me ordenó que me faje el cinturón

It's because my cholesterol is rising, my loveEs que me sube el colesterol, mi amorcito
My cholesterol is risingMe sube el colesterol
It's because my cholesterol is rising, babyEs que me sube el colesterol, mamacita
My cholesterol is risingMe sube el colesterol
It's because my cholesterol is rising, my little womanEs que me sube el colesterol, mi chaparrita
My cholesterol is risingMe sube el colesterol
It's because my cholesterol is rising, my little darlingEs que me sube el colesterol, mi pechuguita
My cholesterol is risingMe sube el colesterol