Que Monstruos Son

What Monsters Are

Que Monstruos Son

On a dark night of terrible stormEn una noche obscura de terrible tempestad
there in Sacasonapan they started to screamalla en sacasonapan empezaron a gritar
those creepy monsters Frankenstein and Blackmanlos mounstros tenebrosos Franqueinstain y blackaman
ate vampire quesadillas with pipiancomieron quesadillas de vampiro con pipian
-come on kids, sit on my lap-a ver niños sientense en mis piernas
I’m gonna tell you stories about monstersles voy a contar historias de moustruos
come on kid, don’t be scared-a ver niño no te asustes-
La Llorona danced in Aquaman's armsbailaba la llorona en los brazos de acuaman
and Dracula was getting down to the cha-cha-chay dracula violaba al compas del chachacha
Morticia was styling her hair with caramel and turpentineMortizia se peinaba con cajeta y aguarras
while the werewolf howled without a breakmientras el hombre lobo, aullaba sin cesar

choruscoro
what monsters areque mounstros son
-catch that kid, don’t let him escape,-agarren a ese chamaco, que no se me escape,
find him Frankenstein-encuentralo Franquestain-
what monsters areque mounstros son
what monsters areque mounstros son

in a rubber cage, hanging from a dragonen una jaula de hule, pendiente de un dragon
there was a little bird singing five in tunese hallaba un pajarillo cantando cinco en son
Ciriaca the calacalaca danced the Charlestonciriaca la calacalaca bailaba charlestone
and I was feeling a huge tortilla crampy a mi me acongojaba tremendo tortijon

what monsters areque mounstros son
-it’s that damn old pervert.-es ese pinche viejo dejenerado.
what monsters areque mounstros son
cross cross, let the devil go and let Jesus come.cruz cruz, que se valla el diablo y que venga Jesus.
what monsters areque mosuntros son
-you little brat, you’ll see...-chamaco cabron, vas a ver...
what monsters areque mounstros son

then a crazy cat, gazed at the moondespues un gato loco, la luna contemplo
swimming poor thing, howling he was stucknadando el pobrecito, auyando se quedo
from slices of air, he died of indigestionde rebanadas de aire, murio de indigestion
that poor kitty, died, died, diedaquel pobre gatito, murio, murio, murio

what monsters are x4que mounstros son x4

danced La Llorona in Aquaman's armsbailaba la llorona en los brazos de acuaman
and Dracula was getting down to the cha-cha-chay dracula violaba al compas del chachacha
Morticia was styling her hair with caramel and turpentineMortizia se peinaba con cajeta y aguarras
while the werewolf howled without a breakmientras el hombre lobo, aullaba sin cesar

what monsters areque mounstros son

-come on man, tell Morticia and La Llorona to chill out, filthy old ladies,-ya hombre diganle a la mortisia a y a la llorona que se esten quietas, viejas cochinas hombre,
-stop putting on that show, separate them with water...-no esten dando ese espectaculo, separenlas con agua...

what monsters are x3que mounstos son x3

-is that you Homer-eres tu homero
-there you are, repulsive Homer-hay estas repeludote homero
-hey get away, you’re a werewolf-hay quitate eres un hombre lobo
-damn sicko....-pinche enfermo....