Villancico para mi cuñado Fernando

Christmas Carol for my Brother-in-law Fernando

Villancico para mi cuñado Fernando

Today is Christmas, what happiness,Hoy es Navidad, qué felicidad,
we are going to have dinner with the whole familyvamos a cenar toda la familia
and, damn, he has already arrived,y, maldición, él ya llegó,
with his little spoon and his obsession.con su cucharita y su obsesión.

Come on, give more, give much more,Vamos, dale más, dale mucho más,
you can achieve it, destroy my fish tank,lo puedes lograr, destrozar mi acuario,
please, stop it now.por favor, déjalo ya.
Can you hear me, Fernando? I don't think so.¿Me escuchas, Fernando? Creo que no.

Stop being crazy, I warn you in advance,Que pares chalado, te aviso con antelación,
someone tie him to the bed and give him an injection.que alguien lo ate en la cama y le dé una inyección.
Be careful with that spoon, Fernando.Cuidado con esa cuchara, Fernando.

Now pray to the Lord because youAhora reza al señor porque tú
have just brought ruin upon yourself,te acabas de buscar la ruina,
and now I start to react,y ahora yo empiezo a reaccionar,
my arms movemis brazos se mueven
like fan blades.como aspas de un ventilador.
Because you have just brought ruin upon yourselfPorque te acabas de buscar la ruina
and I don't care if it's Christmas,y me da igual que sea Navidad,
I plan to circumcise you with dental floss.con hilo dental pienso hacerte la circuncisión.

Look, Fernando, I really don't like you,Mira, Fernando, me caes muy mal,
I had to let it out, sooner or later you were going to find out.lo tenía que soltar, tarde o temprano te ibas a enterar.
Well, let it be at Christmas, go ahead brother-in-law,Pues que sea en Navidad, dale cuñado,
you will never stop, what a curious disease.nunca pararás, qué curiosa enfermedad.

You looked at me wrong, you looked at me wrong,Me has mirado mal, me has mirado mal,
leave that vase, it's worth a fortune,deja ese jarrón, vale un dineral,
no, no, oh, oh, oh ...no, no, oh, oh, oh ...

You have just brought ruin upon yourself,Te acabas de buscar la ruina,
and now I start to react,y ahora yo empiezo a reaccionar,
my arms movemis brazos se mueven
like fan blades.como aspas de un ventilador.
And you have just brought ruin upon yourself,Y es que te acabas de buscar la ruina,
and I don't care if it's Christmas,y me da igual que sea Navidad,
I plan to circumcise you with dental floss.con hilo dental pienso hacerte la circuncisión.

Christmas is hereYa está aquí la Navidad
and that hell will return.y volverá aquel infierno.
Today you have to endure the abnormal one,Hoy te toca soportar al anormal,
breathe in the incense.respira incienso.

Zambomba here, zambomba there,Zambomba aquí, zambomba allá,
zambomba here, zambomba there,zambomba aquí, zambomba allá,
zambomba here, zambomba there,zambomba aquí, zambomba allá,
zambomba here, zambon voyage, voyage ...zambombo aquí, zam-bon voyage, voyage ...