Te Hiero Mucho (Historia Del Amante Guisante)

I Hurt You A Lot (Story of the Pea Lover)

Te Hiero Mucho (Historia Del Amante Guisante)

Today I'm going to tell you about the pea lover,Hoy voy a hablaros del amante guisante,
the man who put on a great show in the airel hombre que montó un gran show por los aires
with his silver helmet, green suit andcon su casco plateado, traje verde y
jet sneakers.bambas a reacción.

He got on that golden shuttle,Montó en aquella lanzadera dorada,
then wrote down coordinatesacto seguido escribió coordenadas
and on his cape he had writteny en su capa había escrito
an 'I love you' in neon lights.un "te amo" en luces de neón.

An asteroid, there it goes ...Un asteroide, ahí va ...
pea lover, our total hero.amante guisante, nuestro héroe total.
Look how original,Mira qué original,
slicing through the air for his virginal love.surcando los aires por su amor virginal.
And upon spotting his home,Y al divisar su hogar,
the high-voltage cape lights up a special message.la capa de alto voltaje enciende un mensaje especial.

When the breeze makes his cheeks danceCuando la brisa hace bailar sus mejillas
he looks down and sees his love on her knees.mira hacia abajo y ve a su amor de rodillas.
What cruelty, cruelty,Qué crueldad, crueldad,
what are so many men doing, my God?¿qué hacen tantos hombres, por Dios?

While his beloved sees a plane on her buttocks,Mientras su amada ve un avión por las nalgas,
pea notices a big fire behind him.guisante nota un gran incendio a su espalda.
There are no brakes or direction,No hay frenos ni hay dirección,
I think he has lost control.creo que ha perdido el control.

'An asteroid, there it goes',"Un asteroide, ahí va",
his beloved said, watching the hero burn.decía su amada, viendo al héroe quemar.
'A meteorite, there it goes',"Un meteorito, ahí va",
and as she watched, her pleasure was beastly.y mientras miraba su placer fue bestial.
'Wings of fire, a flash',"Alas de fuego, un flash",
are things that are never forgotten, never forgotten,son cosas que nunca se olvidan, nunca se olvidan,
they cannot be forgotten.no se podrán olvidar.

He plummeted towards a girls' school,Bajó en picado hacia un colegio de niñas,
he was going to tear apart the dressing rooms and toilets,iba a hacer trizas vestuario y letrinas,
and upon seeing the end he did not suffer,y al ver el fin no sufrió,
things of the state of shock.cosas del estado de shock.

Mamma, mamma ... there is no pain.Mamma, mamma ... no hay dolor.
Mamma, mamma ... there is no pain.Mamma, mamma ... no hay dolor.
Mamma, mamma ... long live the pain,Mamma, mamma ... viva el dolor,
Mamma, mamma ... don't bite, no.Mamma, mamma ... no muerdas, no.
Mamma, mamma ... don't stop, no.Mamma, mamma ... no pares, no.
Mamma, mamma ... don't stop, no,Mamma, mamma ... no pares, no,
Mamma, mamma ... there is no pain.Mamma, mamma ... no hay dolor.

Bye, bye, pea, bye,Bye, bye, guisante, bye,
what an act of heroism, what foolishness.vaya acto de héroe, vaya imbecilidad.
A reveure, adéu,A reveure, adéu,
only in stories can you idealize.tan sólo en los cuentos puedes idealizar.
Auf Wiedersehen, au revoir,Auf Wiedersehen, au revoir,
the muse is the means, no one is truly pure.la musa es el medio, nadie es puro en verdad.
Ciao, sayonara, au revoir,Ciao, sayonara, au revoir,
a myth or a suicidal guy?, tell me what you think,¿un mito o un tipo suicida?, dime qué opinas,
or is the problem always hormonal?¿o el problema es siempre hormonal?
No one notices a pea in bed anymore.Ya nadie nota un guisante en la cama.