I Have A Lover

I have bread
You have meat
He has wine
We have raspberries
You have cherries
They have nuts
You had lemons
They had oranges

I have had figs
We had cakes
You had pudding
They had ice-cream

If I had had beef
You could have had mutton
My friend could have had veal
You can have cheese
They will have eggs
Children must have milk
We may have turkey
Your friend will have pheasant

Then I can have coffee
You can have tea
My cousin can have cream
We could have salad
You could have sugar
They can have roots

So that we all could have salt
So that you all could have pepper
So that they can have vinegar

I have a lover
You have a lover
They have a mother-in-law