A Message From The Count

Welcome
Yeah, do something like that
Do the, uh, the, like, right in be, like, in between that
A little scarier? More Dracula?
Welcome!
Welcome!
What? To Dracula's lair?

Welcome to Hotel Diablo!
I am your baggage claim man
I, wait, I am your bellboy, Dracula
How may I suck your tits fa-
I mean take your bags? Hello

Dracula, is that you?
Ah-haha, you caught me
Yes, it's-
Lemme do, lemme do a run of that, hold on
Fuck that
It's not funny