Wrong Place, Wrong Time

When I'm in the wrong place
Always at the wrong time
And I never know why
Things will never go my way
Girls will never call me
But I never even am home
When my hair is a mess
I say, "Where's the darn comb?"
Lunch is the worst place
And you want to know why?
A bird dumps on my hat
Then he says, "OK, bye."
Wrong place, wrong time
Why me?
Wrong Place, wrong time
Shouldn't be
Let's go
The luck in my life
Never seems to be right
When someone hates me
They want to pick a fight
Usually you would think
When you're walking down the street
That a green bill was
Something that you'd want to meet