El Baño

The Bathroom

El Baño

I've been trying to figure outLlevaba una semana intentando averiguar
How many days I could go without bathingCuantos dias aguantaba sin tenerme que bañar
But my girlfriend asked me not to be a pig anymorePero mi novia me pidio que ya no fuera puerco
Because she couldn't stand the smell of my bodyPorque ya no aguantaba el olor de mi cuerpo

And even though I had to showerY aunque tuve que bañarme
Deep down I knewEn el fondo yo sabia
That without any trouble I could goQue sin broncas aguantaba
At least 15 daysPor lo menos 15 dias

And if nobody was bothered, I was sureY si a nadie molestaba pues seguro de que en vez
Instead of enduring two weeks, I'd go for a whole monthDe aguantarme dos semanas me aventaba todo el mes

As a kid, my mom used to lock me in the bathroomDe niño mi mama en el baño me encerraba
And I couldn't come out until I bathedY no podia salir hasta que no me bañara
The kids in the neighborhood called me 'the oil'Me apodaban el aceite los niños de la cuadra
Because I never mixed with water for funPorque yo ni de relajo me mezclaba con el agua

People tell me not to be a pig anymoreLa gente me dice que ya no sea marrano
And everyone recommends that I scrub my ar...mY todos recomiendan que me talle bien el an..tebrazo
It hurts from scrubbing so much and it seems like the dirtYa me duele de tanto tallar y parece que la mugre
Is finally going to come offYa se me va a quitar

Every time I shower, the drain gets cloggedCada vez que me baño se tapa el caño
That's why I only shower once a yearPor eso yo me baño una vez al año

And I don't harm anyone when I don't showerY a nadie le hago daño cuando no me baño
I turn into water but it's not a trick eitherComo agua convierto pero tampoco es un engaño

The Three Wise Men never brought me toysA mi los reyes magos nunca me traian juguetes
Instead, they left me bars of soap in bundlesY en cambio me dejaban los jabones por paquetes
To save themselves, the teachers always excused mePor salvarse los maestros a mi siempre me excentaban
As long as I never showed up to their classesContal de que a sus clases yo jamas me presentara

My buddies never invite me to party anymoreMis cuates ya nunca me invitan a ir de juerga
All because they say I smell like the ver...Y todo porque dicen que to huevo de la ver..
If you decide, you go take a showerSi ya te decides te metes a bañar
And even if everyone tells me, I'm not going to changeY aunque todos me lo digan yo ya no voy a cambiar

Every time I shower, the drain gets cloggedCada vez que me baño se tapa el caño
That's why I only shower once a yearPor eso yo me baño una vez al año

And I don't harm anyone when I don't showerY a nadie le hago daño cuando no me baño
I turn into water but it's not a trick eitherComo agua convierto pero tampoco es un engaño