Victoria's Racist Dad

Sweet Victoria has a very racist dad
He doesn't speak to Jews and he doesn't employ blacks
He tells me that they're evil
And that they should be shot
I just tell him to keep his big mouth shut

Sweet Victoria has a very racist dad
He hates non-Americans and wants to send them back
He says because I'm English
I should go and have tea with the Queen
I tell him he don't know what he means
He says because I'm English
I should drink tea till I drop
I just tell him to shut the fuck up