Roast Yourself Challenge

Roast Yourself Challenge

Roast Yourself Challenge

Hello, hello!¡Hola, hola!

Hey! Slow down 10Hey! Bájale 10
You're not the protagonist of your novel, babyTú no eres protagonista de tu novela, nena
Who's going to believe you?¿Quién te va a creer?
You haven't made your fame aloneTú no has hecho tu fama sola

That's why you caught the wavePor eso tú cogiste la ola
You rise like foam for nowSubes como espuma por ahora
Don't think you're such a diva, you're crazy (diva, diva)No te creas tan diva, eres loca (diva, diva)
You better go howl in the mountains, she-wolf!¡Mejor vete a aullar al monte, loba!

(Auuh)(Auuh)

Ay, ay, ay, ay, scandalousAy, ay, ay, ay, escandalosa
Ay, ay, ay, ay, fake expensiveAy, ay, ay, ay, falsa costosa
Ay, ay, ay, ay, very capriciousAy, ay, ay, ay, muy caprichosa
You have a ship to make yourself famousTienes un shippeo pa' hacerte famosa

Ay, ay, ay, ay, scandalousAy, ay, ay, ay, escandalosa-sa
(Shh, shut up!)(Shh, ¡cállate!)
Ay, ay, ay, ay, fake expensiveAy, ay, ay, ay, falsa costosa-sa
(Expensive, my love, muah)(Costosa, mi amorch, muah)

(Bitch)(Bitch)
(Bitch)(Bitch)

Look, here comes Mariana, the surgically enhanced fat girlMira que ahí viene Mariana, la gorda operada
You're not up to Yolo AdventuresNo estás a la altura de Yolo Aventuras
She looks like a witch, her voice saturates meParece una bruja, su voz me satura
You look so fake!¡Qué falsa te ves!

Poor girl without money, with cheap clothesChiquilla sin plata, con ropa barata
With cat nails, you crack me upCon uñas de gata, de risa me matas
Wonder Woman, you humiliate your fans (meow)Mujer maravilla, a tus fans humillas (miau)
Drama queen, drama queen, drama queenDrama queen, drama queen, drama queen

Ay, ay, ay, ay, scandalousAy, ay, ay, ay, escandalosa
Ay, ay, ay, ay, fake expensiveAy, ay, ay, ay, falsa costosa
Ay, ay, ay, ay, very capriciousAy, ay, ay, ay, muy caprichosa
You have a ship to make yourself famousTienes un shippeo pa' hacerte famosa

Ay, ay, ay, ay, scandalousAy, ay, ay, ay, escandalosa-sa
(Ah, ah, ooh)(Ah, ah, ooh)
Ay, ay, ay, ay, fake expensiveAy, ay, ay, ay, falsa costosa-sa

(From) ooh(De) ooh
(Mm)(Mm)

Poor immature crazy, no curePobre loca inmadura, no tiene cura
Everyone says you're blah, blah, blahTodos dicen que tú eres bla, bla, bla
Go away, you ruin it with your craziness!¡Vete ya que lo arruinas con tus locuras!
Seeing you is always torture for meVerte siempre pa' mí es una tortura

You don't have the flow to dance so wellTú no tienes flow para bailar tan bien
When you sing, my ears go from 1 to 100cuando cantas, mis oídos van de él 1 al 100
What a pain, what a pain!¡Qué dolor, qué dolor!
What a shame, what a shame!¡Qué pena, qué pena!

Ay, ay, ay, ay, scandalousAy, ay, ay, ay, escandalosa
Ay, ay, ay, ay, fake expensiveAy, ay, ay, ay, falsa costosa
Ay, ay, ay, ay, very capriciousAy, ay, ay, ay, muy caprichosa
You have a ship to make yourself famousTienes un shippeo pa' hacerte famosa

Ay, ay, ay, ay, scandalousAy, ay, ay, ay, escandalosa-sa
(Ah, ah)(Ah, ah)
Ay, ay, ay, ay, fake expensiveAy, ay, ay, ay, falsa costosa-sa
(Ah, ah)(Ah, ah)

(From)(De)
(Mm)(Mm)

I'm Mariana!¡Soy Mariana!