Neither Did I

Boys, did you know a woman likes to take long walks
Wants you hangin' on every word while she talks
'Bout feelings and flowers and meanin's of things
An how I'm flunkin' all the quizzes in her magazines
Seems that drinkin' here every Friday night
Is an immature monumental waste of time
Did you know she's finally had enough of me
And all of y'all are the reason why
Neither did I

It's all news to me
I didn't have a clue
Hey, pass me that beer
help me think this through

Boys, did you know if she kicks you out
She can clean out your savings with a click of the mouse
Did you know there's a room in the back of this bar
With a couch where you can crash for the night
Neither did I

Boys, did you know a ceramic vase
Can bounce of a wall and not even break
And one of them plug it in kitchen knives
Can saw four fishin' rods in the blink of an eye
And three short seconds in a microwave
Make damn sure your Haggard CD never plays
Did you know when a woman takes the stand in a dress
Cut to there man, justice ain't blind
Neither did I

It's all news to me
I didn't have a clue
Hey, pass me that beer
help me think this through

Boys, did you know if she kicks you out
She can clean out your savings with a click of the mouse
Did you know there's a room in the back of this bar
With a couch where you can crash for the night
Neither did I

Did you know there's a room in the back of this bar
With a couch where you can crash for the night
When it's quiet current runnin' through neon gets to hummin'
Like a honky-tonk lullaby
Neither did I