Living On Alcohol

You look at me from you're fresh fruit juices
Don't you know that vitamins are useless
The trouble with you is you don't know what booze is
You've got a lot to learn

Look over there at that useless geezer
He's having fun with his orange squeezer
Why don't you stick it in a bacardi breezer
You've got a lot to learn

We drink what we wanna drink - living on alcohol
Hi there we're the missing link

Now don't tell anyone but there was a time
When I knew this geezer who drank lager with lime
Now I can take the lager but forget the lime
'cos if you drink like that you're no friend of mine
No No you're no friend of mine