Haircut

Haircut!
Haircut!
Snip! Snip!

Waiting!

Well, I've got to get me up and get me down to the shops
And I've got to get an haircut, chop! Chop!
Forget about the eggs and the weetabix too
'Cause I've got to get an haircut, toodle-oo!

I don't wanna sit and read old magazines
Or listen to the radio's has-beens
Come on and sit us down and get us on with the job
'Cause I wanna get an haircut, chop! Chop!

I like it short on me bonnet
I like it even all round
I'll be watching while you done it
'Cause I never trust a man with a razor in his hand

I like it short at the front, I like it short at the back
Forget about the brylcreem, no fat
I want the girls to gowow!, want the boys to: Yeah!
Want everyone to say to me: Nice hair!

I like it short on me bonnet
I like it even all round
I'll be watching while you done it
'Cause I never trust a man with a razor in his hand