Punkd

My phone didn't charge, so I woke up late
Locked my keys in the car, today is going great
The I slipped and I fell, threw out my back, I'm a joke
I don't miss you at all, that was 8 months ago

Now I don't know if this is real life
But I'm as real as they come
If there's a script I need a rewrite

Feels like I'm being Punkd
Tell Ashton it's enough
Feels like my world is crashing
The audience is laughing
Feels like I'm in a train wreck
A trick I'd rather play dead
Bring the cameras out and give me a hug
Feels like I'm being Punkd
I'm being Punkd

My card wouldn't charge, I spilled a drink on my date
I went in for a kiss, she gave me a handshake
I went home all alone, inside I wanted to scream
Blowing up your phone, text coming back green

Now I don't know if this is real life
But I'm as real as they come
If there's a script I need a rewrite

Feels like I'm being Punkd
Tell Ashton it's enough
Feels like my world is crashing
The audience is laughing
Feels like I'm in a train wreck
A trick I'd rather play dead
Bring the cameras out and give me a hug
Feels like I'm being Punkd
I'm being Punkd

Emotional rollercoaster, I can't get off
I'll admit you're a good prankster, I got caught
Feels like I'm being Punkd
Tell Ashton it's enough
Feels like my world is crashing
The audience is laughing
Like I'm in a train wreck, a trick I'd rather play dead
Bring the cameras out and give me a hug

Feels like I'm being Punkd
Tell Ashton it's enough
Feels like my world is crashing
The audience is laughing
Feels like I'm in a train wreck
A trick I'd rather play dead
Bring the cameras out and give me a hug
Feels like I'm being Punkd
I'm being Punkd