The Ballad Of Unhygenic-Man

He's a man who's friends with grime
From your bath he'll lick the slime
Germs and dirt he does not fear:
Unhygienic-man is here...

Unhygenio fun with scum
Mouldy sandwich? he'll have some!
Fast-food restaurant... lick the floor,
Public toilet... kiss the door

Foreign coins to savour 'n suck
Soup to drink from kitchen muck
Wafting smell to make you sick
Soiled and stained and unhygienic-man!

Sewerage mains - dirt desert,
Various stains on pants and shirt,
Dive in to a sneezers' mist
Bacterial friends he can't resist,
Use-by-date labels he's peeling
His smell leaves you reeling:
It's unhygienic-man!