Stereosexual

Stereosexual

When I woke upCuando me desperté
And saw another dude lyingY vi otro tío acostado
Facing away from me, I thought: Who the hell is this guy?De espaldas a mi lado me dije: Pavo este quien es
Then I figured it outLuego ya razone
It's the booze's faultLa culpa es del alcohol
I must've mixed drinks last night until I turned into a queerDebí mezclar ayer hasta volverme maricon

And what will they say about me?Y que dirán de mí
They'll say you're gayDirán que eres gay
I’ll have to own itLo tendré que asumir
Don’t worry, manNo te apures rey
Will they accept me as I am?¿Me aceptarán tal cual?
You’ll see they will, StereosexualVeras como sí, Stereosexual

With my girlfriend, I don’t knowCon mi novia no sé
I think I’ll tell herCreo que se lo diré
Gradually, so it doesn’t hit her hardDe forma gradual para que no le sienta mal
But about the squashPero por el squah
It’s better not to go backEs mejor no volver
Lest one day in the showers, I can’t hold backNo sea que un día en las duchas no me pueda contener

And what will they say about me?Y que dirán de mí
They'll say you're gayDirán que eres gay
I’ll have to own itLo tendré que asumir
Don’t worry, manNo te apures rey
Will they accept me as I am?¿Me aceptarán tal cual?
You’ll see they willVeras como sí
StereosexualStereosexual

On the other handPor otro lao
From the back sidePor el lao de atrás
It shouldn’t be that badNo debe estar tan mal
But if it’s normalPero si es normal
Yeah, it’s pretty personalSí es tanto personal
Try it and you’ll seePruébalo y veras
StereosexualStereosexual

When I had gotten the ideaCuando me había echo la idea
The dude woke upEl maromo despertó
And it turned out to be a girlY resulto ser una tía
With hair like Grace JonesCon el pelo a lo Grace Jones
Though she’s already photocopiedAunque ya se fotocopie
From the front and the backPor delante y por detrás
It’s more worth it for meA mi me sale mas a cuenta
Just one side, that’s allPor un lado nada más

And what will they say about me?Y que dirán de mí
They'll say you're gayDirán que eres gay
I’ll have to own itLo tendré que asumir
Don’t worry, manNo te apures rey
Will they accept me as I am?¿Me aceptarán tal cual?
You’ll see they willVeras como sí
StereosexualStereosexual

On the other handPor otro lao
From the back sidePor el lao de atrás
It shouldn’t be that badNo debe estar tan mal
But if it’s normalPero si es normal
Yeah, it’s pretty personalSí es tanto personal
Try it and you’ll seePruébalo y veras
StereosexualStereosexual