Stereosexual

Stereosexual

Stereosexual

When I woke upCuando me desperté
And saw another guy lying downY vi otro tío acostado
Back to my side I said to myself: Dude, who is thisDe espaldas a mi lado me dije: Pavo este quien es
Then I reasonedLuego ya razone
The fault is the alcoholLa culpa es del alcohol
I must have mixed until I turned gay yesterdayDebí mezclar ayer hasta volverme maricon
And what will they say about meY que dirán de mí
They will say you're gayDirán que eres gay
I'll have to accept itLo tendré que asumir
Don't worry, kingNo te apures rey
They make me for this and thatMe hacen para tal para cual
You'll see how yes, StereosexualVeras como sí, Stereosexual
With my girlfriend I don't knowCon mi novia no sé
I think I'll tell herCreo que se lo diré
Gradually so she doesn't feel badDe forma gradual para que no le sienta mal
But for squashPero por el squah
It's better not to go backEs mejor no volver
In case one day in the showers I can't contain myselfNo sea que un día en las duchas no me pueda contener
And what will they say about meY que dirán de mí
They will say you're gayDirán que eres gay
I'll have to accept itLo tendré que asumir
Don't worry, kingNo te apures rey
They make me for this and thatMe hacen para tal para cual
You'll see how yesVeras como sí
StereosexualStereosexual
On the other sidePor otro lao
On the back sidePor el lao de atrás
It shouldn't be so badNo debe estar tan mal
But if it's normalPero si es normal
If it's so personalSí es tanto personal
Try it and you'll seePruébalo y veras
StereosexualStereosexual
When I had gotten used to the ideaCuando me había echo la idea
The guy woke upEl maromo despertó
And turned out to be a girlY resulto ser una tía
With hair like Grace JonesCon el pelo a lo Grace Jones
Although she already photocopied herselfAunque ya se fotocopie
Front and backPor delante y por detrás
It's more convenient for meA mi me sale mas a cuenta
Just on one sidePor un lado nada mas
And what will they say about meY que dirán de mí
They will say you're gayDirán que eres gay
I'll have to accept itLo tendré que asumir
Don't worry, kingNo te apures rey
They make me for this and thatMe hacen para tal cual
You'll see how yesVeras como sí
StereosexualStereosexual
On the other sidePor otro lao
On the back sidePor el lao de atrás
It shouldn't be so badNo debe estar tan mal
But if it's normalPero si es normal
If it's so personalSí es tanto personal
Try it and you'll seePruébalo y veras
StereosexualStereosexual