なにやってもうまくいかない (nani yatte mo umaku ikanai)

Whatever I do doesn't go well

なにやってもうまくいかない (nani yatte mo umaku ikanai)

You hurt someone with dirty words
あかくそごみくずきちゃないことばでだれかをきずつけた
Akaku sogo mikuzu kichanai kotoba de dareka wo kizutsuketa
Intending to ignore, but if you really accept it, look, you hurt again
むしするつもりがまことにうけたらればほらまたきずついた
Mushi suru tsumori ga makoto ni uketarareba hora mata kizutsuita
I felt like something I loved was about to turn into something I slightly disliked
だいすきだったものちょっときらいになりそうなきがしてた
Daisuki datta mono chotto kirai ni narisou na ki ga shiteta
Don't act all high and mighty when you can't do anything
やりもしないくせできもしないくせえらそうなくちきくな
Yari mo shinai kuse de ki mo shinai kuse erasou na kuchi ki kuna

Whatever I do doesn't go well
なにやってもうまくいかない
Nani yatte mo umaku ikanai
It's like a war in my head, even if I say it's not
のうないじゃ戦争だもんね、つったってたって
Nounai ja sensou da mon ne, tsuttatte tatte
Whatever I do doesn't go well
なにやってもうまくいかない
Nani yatte mo umaku ikanai
I love you, I love you
あいして、あいして
Aishite, aishite
Whatever I do doesn't go well
なにやってもうまくいかない
Nani yatte mo umaku ikanai
Have you heard the phrase 'shut up, you fool'?
だいさんじわ「うっせえわていのう」きいたことあんぞ
Daisanji wa "ussee watei no" kiita koto anzo
Whatever I do doesn't go well
なにやってもうまくいかない
Nani yatte mo umaku ikanai
Whatever I do doesn't go well
なにやってもうまくいかない
Nani yatte mo umaku ikanai

Look, isn't it amazing!" becomes a burden
ほら見てすごいでしょう！」がほったんになり
Hora mite sugoi deshō!" ga hottan ni nari
In a field where inspired homages fly around
インスパイアオーマージュが飛び交うフィールドで
INSUPAIARU OOMAAJU ga tobikau FIIROODO de
Encourage originality, or whatever it is, to bloom
たんたんオリジナリティだかなんだかもさくしていけって
Tantan Orijinariti da ka nanda ka mo sakushite ike tte
It's not a thorn, it's not scattered
いばらでばらばらなのーないです
Ibara de barabara na noo nai desu
I don't understand what's going on, the kids are being praised, something's wrong
なんごしかかもわかんないおこちゃまが評価されてんだどうかしてるよな
Nan go shika ka mo wakannai okochama ga hyouka sareten da douka shiteru yo na
Well, that's your line
って、そっちのセリフよな
Tte, socchi no SERIFU yo na
Well, just ignore everything, please
ま〜あよいから全部聞き流してくださいどうか
Ma~a yoi kara zenbu kikinagashite kudasai douka

You hurt someone with dirty words
ばかくそごみくずきちゃないことばでだれかをきずつけた
Baka sogo mikuzu kichanai kotoba de dareka wo kizutsuketa
Intending to ignore, but if you really accept it, look, you hurt again
むしするつもりがまことにうけたらればほらまたきずついた
Mushi suru tsumori ga makoto ni uketarareba hora mata kizutsuita
I felt like something I loved was about to turn into something I slightly disliked
だいすきだったものちょっときらいになりそうなきがしてた
Daisuki datta mono chotto kirai ni narisou na ki ga shiteta
Don't act all high and mighty when you can't do anything
やりもしないくせできもしないくせえらそうなくちきくな
Yari mo shinai kuse de ki mo shinai kuse erasou na kuchi ki kuna

Whatever I do doesn't go well
なにやってもうまくいかない
Nani yatte mo umaku ikanai
It's like a war in my head, even if I say it's not
のうないじゃ戦争だもんね、つったってたって
Nounai ja sensou da mon ne, tsuttatte tatte
Whatever I do doesn't go well
なにやってもうまくいかない
Nani yatte mo umaku ikanai
I love you, I love you
あいして、あいして
Aishite, aishite
Whatever I do doesn't go well
なにやってもうまくいかない
Nani yatte mo umaku ikanai
Have you heard the phrase 'shut up, you fool'?
だいさんじわ「うっせえわていのう」きいたことあんぞ
Daisanji wa "ussee watei no" kiita koto anzo
Whatever I do doesn't go well
なにやってもうまくいかない
Nani yatte mo umaku ikanai
Whatever I do doesn't go well
なにやってもうまくいかない
Nani yatte mo umaku ikanai

I won't go back even if I get sick of it
いやになっても戻りはしない
Iya ni natte mo modori wa shinai
I gradually realize, please stand up
だんだんとさ気づいてんだ どうかして立って
Dandan to sa kidzuiten da douka shite tatte
Or rather, I can't go back through my nose
ってか鼻から戻れはしない
Tte ka hana kara modore wa shinai
Why, why
どうして、どうして
Doushite, doushite
I can't get on in a little while
あとちょっとで乗れやしない
Ato chotto de nore ya shinai
The regulars are full, so just stand still
常客は満杯だもんね じっとして立って
Joukyaku wa manpai da mon ne jitto shite tatte
Nothing goes well
何やってもうまくいかない
Nani yatte mo umaku ikanai
Nothing goes well
何やってもうまくいかない
Nani yatte mo umaku ikanai

"I see!" I realize, get hurt, slow down
そうか！」気付いて傷ついてスローダウン
Sou ka!" kidzuite kizutsuite SUROODAUN
In an instant, the contactless dark people are shaking
あっという間に接触暗無者は振るってんです
Atto iu ma ni sesshoku anmusha wa furutten desu
Dance, dance, dance, dance
ダンスダンスダンスを踊れ踊れ
DANSU DANSU DANSU wo odore odore
Destroy the full party and exhaust the white back (laughs)
満地パーティーぶっ壊して白バックレ尽くせ（笑
Manji PAATII bukkowashite shiro BAKKURE tsukuse (wara
Lead the general public with lightning speed
一般ピーポー連行せよ電光石火で
Ippan PIPOO renkou seyo denkou sekka de
The ironclad jokes are erupting in all directions
鉄板のネタもはや全方向噴火んふんは
Tetsu ita no NETA mo haya zenhoukou funka n funha

It doesn't matter how much effort I've put in so far
わたしがこれまでどれだけ努力したかし てないかにかかわらないまま
Watashi ga kore made dore dake doryoku shita ka shi tenai ka ni kakawaranai mama
Regardless of whether I've hit the mark or not
独自のものさし当てがってんなよ いまに見てろクソが
Dokuji no monosashi ate gatten na yo ima ni mitero kuso ga
It's easy to spit out dirty words to convince yourself
汚い言葉を吐いて自分を納得させるのは かんたんですけど
Kitanai kotoba wo haite jibun wo nattoku saseru no wa kantan desu kedo
By the way, is that your purpose in life? Get your act together
ところでお前の生きがいそれなの？食いあらためろよな
Tokoro de omae no ikigai sore na no? Kuiaratamero yo na
Throw it away when you get bored at a suitable place
適当なところで飽きたと投げ出し その実力不足のごまかし
Tekitou na tokoro de akita to nagedashi sono jitsuryoku busoku no gomakashi
Covering up the lack of ability
黙って追いたらよいのにはなはだ高らの持ちぐされ
Damatte oitara yoi no ni hanahada takara no mochigusare
You're talking nonsense, you have no future, so please look forward to living
うだうだ言ってるお前に将来ないからどうぞ楽しみに生きなよ
Udauda itteru omae ni shourai nai kara douzo tanoshimi ni iki na yo
Without achieving anything, just watch the Sanzu River
何にも成し遂げないまま三途の川でも眺めてな
Nani ni mo nashi togenai mama sanzu no kawa demo nagamete na

Whatever I do doesn't go well
何やってもうまくいかない
Nani yatte mo umaku ikanai
It's like a war in my head, even if I say it's not
脳内じゃ戦争だもんね、つったってたって
Nounai ja sensou da mon ne, tsuttatte tatte
Whatever I do doesn't go well
何やってもうまくいかない
Nani yatte mo umaku ikanai
I love you, I love you
愛して、愛して
Aishite, aishite
Whatever I do doesn't go well
何やってもうまくいかない
Nani yatte mo umaku ikanai
Have you heard the phrase 'shut up, you fool'?
第三次w「うっせ〜えわ」「ていのう」聞いたことあんぞ
Daisanji wa "ussee watei no" kiita koto anzo
Whatever I do doesn't go well
何やってもうまくいかない
Nani yatte mo umaku ikanai
Whatever I do doesn't go well
何やってもうまくいかない
Nani yatte mo umaku ikanai

Whatever I do doesn't go well
なにやってもうまくいかない
Nani yatte mo umaku ikanai
The teacher is strict, even if I say it's not
せんせんはきょうきょうだもんね、つっぱってたって
Sensen wa kyoukyou da mon ne, tsuppatte tatte
Whatever I do doesn't go well
なにやってもうまくいかない
Nani yatte mo umaku ikanai
I love you, don't love me
あいして、あいさないで
Aishite, aisanaide
Whatever I do doesn't go well
なにやってもうまくいかない
Nani yatte mo umaku ikanai
Are you pretending to be worried? I already know
しんぱいしてるふりしててんの？ もうきづいてるよ
Shinpai shiteru furi shite ten no? Mou kidzuite ru yo
Whatever I do doesn't go well
なにやってもうまくいかない
Nani yatte mo umaku ikanai
Whatever I do doesn't go well
なにやってもうまくいかない
Nani yatte mo umaku ikanai

It's not just that I'm not doing anything
なにもやってないだけじゃない
Nani mo yatte nai dake ja nai