You need to believe me
They just happened to be standing where I was strangling
Now listen, I know that this looks bad
But you weren't there
And if you were, then you would have done the same thing

The conversation is dying
And the killer is right beside me

The conversation is dying
Your best friend is crying
And I bathe in those tears

I don't care what happens to you
Give me my smile back
I hate loving idiots

With friends like these
Who needs enemies?

I'm terrified of morons who have rights
Always screaming what they think without ever knowing why
But, still, I keep them close
Pretend to think the things they know

I'm terrified of body pillows
It's all fun and games until it stands up on its own
Strategic comedy relieves the need to take trauma seriously
I know you'd hate me if you knew that I hate you
But you're useful
So I'll pull the wool and try to believe my lies

How could I?
Why should I be kind?

My friends and I, we don't care if you're the one
Legal murder
Post-corpse herder in a hentai sweater
I still can't believe I let you in my life
A long look at myself feels like a parent walking in on hentai

The raunchy kind
The netorare kind
The big titty kind

Deteriorate with grace with some pixel chick in your face
It's so funny
It's so dirty to believe in things these days

Never acknowledge anything
Never acknowledge anything
Never acknowledge anything
Die unhappy and alone

Each new friend I make eats away at my life
Each new breath I take is between your waifu's thighs