He's So Married

He's so charming,
So attractive
He's so healthy,
He's so active
He's so married

He's so sweet
And sentimental
He's so strong
And yet so gentle
He's so married

At a party he's a riot
In the moonlight he's so quiet
But you see he
Has that certain "personality"

He's the kind you want to sing to
He's so awfully nice to cling to
He's so married

He's so very, very clever
You would think that he would never
Be so married

He's so heavily endowed with
All those heavenly endowments
Every girl looks for when
She looks for a he, gee
He's so handsome and
He's so married

(When those wedding bells were ringin there was only one girl singin)

And she'll keep on signin
Through eternity gee
I'm so happy
He's so married to me