McGruff The Crime Dog

Thank you Osama
You are the savior
Of our economy today

Now, that the dot comes
Choked on their stock frauds
Goldmine's homeland security

Why not hire half the country
To spy on the other half?
No more unemployment or privacy enjoyment
Think of the dividends

Who can we trust?
We trust McGruff the crime dog
Our O.G. TV Narc

Since you've accepted being drug tested
At work, at school, at play, at home
You'll each rejoice at your new companion
Who follows you everywhere you go

Always dressed in a trenchcoat
And a McGruff doggie mask
Never know who they are
Kuz you know better than to ask

Who can we trust?
We trust McGruff the crime dog
Total awareness

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows when you've been bad or good

So be good for the sake
Of McGruff the crime dog
Watching your every move
Your guardian angel in a doggie mask

In bed while you're asleep
No home invasions
Beside you when you get it on
No date rape

Stick a thumbtack up your butt
When you're slacking
On the job together
We will protect our way of life

Report all suspicious activity
Turn in your friends
Keep your home terrorist free
Take a bite out of crime