Keeping My Eye On You

Brush every night, don't let the bedbugs bite
The ones I'm referring to
Till I get home I'll be
Keeping my eye on you.

Don't stay out late, stay home and cogitate,
And write me a letter too,
While I'm away I'll be
Keeping an eye on you.

May I suggest that you screen your calls
And just make the most of your own four walls
Unless that flashing message light means "me"
And then R.S.V.P.

Don't be surprised, if roses should arrive
But first ascertain from who.
No matter my grammar, I'm
Keeping my eye on you.

Pray to some saint, don't let any old acquaint..
ance convince you his heart's still true.
Until I get home I'll be
Keeping my eye on you.